Age only matters if you are wine or cheese

Some things in life don't change, death and taxes, clean underwear every day, and age only matters if you are wine and cheese.  This petit board is perfect for drowning your sorrows in a glass of Cabernet and a wheel of brie. Measuring in at 12" x 6" it's easy to tuck away, and doesn't take up much room on the counter.  It has a handy hole for hanging on the wall, and will last a lifetime.  If the fact you pay taxes and you're getting older every second makes you sad, I'm sure the FREE U.S. SHIPPING will perk you right up!